James: OH! It’s a fruit smoothie and it’s mine, all mine!
(via notjustafanbutarusher)
(Source: loganscrazyfaces, via thosegorgeousgreeneyes)
Kendall: How much do you think we could get for our kidneys?
(via bigtimeniall)
- friend: do you have a boyfriend?
- me: yes
- friend: i want to meet him!
- me: me too
- friend:
- me:
- friend:
- me:
- friend: are you talking about big ti-
- me: yes
(Source: unbrokenbelieve, via la-unica-regla-es-que-no-la-hay)
I think this is hilarious :)
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAR! James and Kendall switched bodies again!!!!
Explains why I woke up next to a blond guy…
they really need to stop doing that.
It’s getting confusing and I’m starting to feel like an even bigger whore…
Like i never know WHO i am going to wake up next to … it’s just not okay cuz it’s like i’m two-timing and that ain’t my style
Exactly! And no offense, but Kendall’s a lil too scrawny for my taste…
None taken, I totally get you. I adore James but he’s just not doing it for me.
He does it for me on a nightly basis. ;)
No shit sherlock! I thought you were sleeping with James to kill boredom but you were secretly lusting after logan…
Kendall Looks like James :O
(via unicornio-de-allstar)
(Source: kendallschmidtbtr-alesv, via buttlos)
